- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

ure mama's so fat

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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