- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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