How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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