- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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