- Anti Joke

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave