- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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