10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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