What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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My jeans

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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penis in the camel

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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