- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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