Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Do the roar!

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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