- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man walks into a vagina

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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