Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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