- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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