What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

No it doesnt..

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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