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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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