knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Anti Joke

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