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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

William wright is Gay

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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