- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Wanna hear a joke? no

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A baby seal walks into a club.

I don't get it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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