- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

you give like i give lomain

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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