- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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