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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Roses are flowers.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Whose your daddy? Not me

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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