- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Potassium? K.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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