What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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