- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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