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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

why did the black guy die? cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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