Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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