- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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