- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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