What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

The duck didn't cross the road.

Womens rights

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

women's rights

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

knock knock!? . . No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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