- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Your're racist.

yolo your orange looks orange

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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