why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

PENIS that is all

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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