How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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