- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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