- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Good job, son.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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