- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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