why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Men's rights

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

William wright is Gay

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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