- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A seal walks into a club.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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