An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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su algato es en fuego

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What? Huh?

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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