- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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class is canceled. My professor died.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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