what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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