tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Justin beiber..

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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hola said the chinese man

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Immigration Laws

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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