if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

PENIS that is all

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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