- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Good job, son.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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