How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

a person who will soon die of beeties

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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