Alchohol.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

someone called someone else a frog

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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