- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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