- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

William wright is Gay

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Men's rights

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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