- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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