- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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