Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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BIG MAC'S

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Anti Joke

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