What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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