- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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