- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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