guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

cory

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A American seeking into mexico

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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