- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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