- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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