- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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