Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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