A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

how do you win a game try your best

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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