What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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