Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Want to hear a joke? Obama

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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