Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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