- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

dallen loves penis

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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