why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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you give like i give lomain

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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