There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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