- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

So a baby seal walks into a club

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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