- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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