Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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