what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

outside your comfort zone

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

binladin walks into the american seals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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