- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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