- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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