what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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A guy at a baseball game....

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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