- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

boobs!

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

The chickens have become self-aware!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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