- Anti Joke

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.