What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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