- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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