What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Anti Joke

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