How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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There's my tractor.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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