How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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I'm so punny.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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