- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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