- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

knock knock come in

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

V I T A M I N C !

What is your name? My name is Jeff

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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