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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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