- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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