- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

your mum

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

I put my baby in a microwave.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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