Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why are black people so fast? because there black

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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