- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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