- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

your mum

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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