- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

If you were a cactus, why?

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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