kennah campion when she talks

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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