- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Nero, sure you are okay?

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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