How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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