- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.