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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What are annoying? Ads.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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