Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's blue? The sky.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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