- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Stephen Hawking

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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