Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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