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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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