- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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