Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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