- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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