How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Tunechi

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Anti Joke

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