Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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boobs!

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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