Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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hiya

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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