- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

William wright is Gay

Men's rights

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

hi charles lattuca III

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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