- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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