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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

The cream, it is coming

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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