- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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