- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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