- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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