What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

This is an anti- joke

thumb_up thumb_down -9

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

thumb_up thumb_down -9

antonis sister is mighty fine

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

European on my shoes, buddy.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

thumb_up thumb_down -9

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops