- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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