- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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