Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

antonis sister is mighty fine

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

your mama so old, shes dead.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

how do you win a game try your best

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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