- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

I don't get it

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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