What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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this website is a bad joke

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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how do you win a game try your best

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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