A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

WNBA

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Hail Hitler

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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