- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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