- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Roses are flowers.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Your're racist.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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