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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock knock Come in

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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