A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Yellow People !!

What comes after 69? 70

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A storm be brewin!

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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