- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock Knock.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

what do you call a black chef glendon

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Albino African Americans

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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