- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Ms Leong Sux

you give like i give lomain

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

poo

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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