- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

A American seeking into mexico

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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