- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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