A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Yellow People !!

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Emily Walker.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Future last words Guess who edition: "This new prototype Ferrari XZ handles like a God even at full speed!...Well, if God had no brakes and his turning ability suddenly disappeared when going at over 300 kilometers per hour that is..." "Uh oh now! Another heart attack! Where is mah medical weed? SHAAAAAROOOOOOON!" "Please haters, lower your guns, I will stop singing! Beliebe me!" Moral: "OMG I AM ONLY THE SIXTH MOST USELESS THING NOW!" "MY BODY IS NOT READY! Urgh mah chest... CHAROOOOOOON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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