- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Tall asians

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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