How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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