- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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