- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

._____________________. Whale!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Then none of us want to be right.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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