Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Your're racist.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

yolo your orange looks orange

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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