- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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