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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Roses are red.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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