- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did you step on my watermelon?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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