Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What? Huh?

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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su algato es en fuego

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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