Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Don't believe in Atheists.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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