YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

You know whats annoying? Steve

women's rights, lol

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A pope meets another one

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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