- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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