- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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