What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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