What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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