Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

The Blonde walked into a wall.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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