- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why am I writing this...im bored

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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