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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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