- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

This is not funny.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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