Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Nobody cares maddie!

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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