What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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