- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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