How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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