- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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