there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

That's illegal What? Your mom

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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