- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

women's rights.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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