whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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