Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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