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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I dont have a girlfriend

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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