Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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