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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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