How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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You were born.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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