- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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