- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

You were born.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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