- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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