My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Granny porn!

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why? Why not?

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

KOOKABURRA

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

hi charles lattuca III

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

sucks Syntax...

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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