did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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