Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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