- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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