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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

knock knock i have diarrhea

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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