- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Knock knock open

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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